destiel666:

ill-be-yourthreepatchproblem:

inlovewithmisha:

It gets cuter the longer I watch it.

literally the cutest people on the planet 

you’re killing me

as the forth child I can prove that practice makes perfect

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

standarddeviationsofsanity:

unfriendable:

Professor Snape http://bit.ly/1442ShF

Wait, clarify something: are you serious or Sirius?

tortilla-prophet:

boazpreistly:

toastedpopsicle:

madmadamemolly:

growlywolf:

choochoomothafucka:

Source

What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.

That’s my favorite story I’ve ever read on the internet

^no really though i would read the shit out of Gay Avenger Comics

cabradine:

casismyfavoritecolor:

s-trawberryfieldsforever:

too-stoned-to-remember:

justin bieber need to fall back and realize he’s twilight popular not harry potter popular you feel me

“Twilight popular, not Harry Potter popular.”

I’M TOTALLY STEALING THAT

the-pharaohs-kingdom:

I can say now that everyone in Tumblr is in love with Disneyland’s Peter Pan.

cumberbulge:

my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room

yearsofnegligence:

True friendship is when you go in to someone’s house and the wifi connects automatically