greetings and welcome, feel free to have a scroll through.
I SHIP IT all of it, most of the fandoms
I have another one of these, Chamberofstories ...if you're interested...although I have not yet started it as of yet.
Dad jokes brought to you by Rick Grimes
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.
yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.
Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.
If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE
wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT
And for god’s sake, PUT PRESSURE ON THAT WOUND, DON’T SIT THERE AND WATCH THEM BLEED OUT. I’m talking to you, TV cops.
Check for a pulse damn it!
sHOOT IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PUT A BULLET THROUGH ITS HEART FFS. AT LEAST MAKE SURE IT’S 100% DEAD(via zamwinchester)
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
"Gift wrap" HAHAHA
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
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Green Day | Boulevard of broken dreams
Oasis | wonderwall
Travis | Writing to reach you
Aerosmith | Dream on
Well, that was the greatest thing I’ve ever filled my ears with.
This has been on my phone for years, and now I can share it with y’all